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Online Poker Made My Wife Pregnant

I’m not gonna pretend that I’m some kind of online casino pervert, but there’s one thing that I must admit: online casino poker is the one thing that really turns me on! It works better than any Viagra or whatever else chemical thingy those scientists have invented!! It’s amazing, really! Each time I even write the words “online casino” in my search engine I become more and more excited… If you know what I mean! And whoa!.. Hold on, Mother of Jesus! When I start playing my favorite online casino poker I’m a real sex-machine!

The online casino poker that I personally prefer is the online stud poker! And I betta you know why: cause I’m a real stud! Yep! When I deal those online casino poker hands I get the kind of irresistible rush like I’m the king of the world! Well, I’m the king in my bedroom, that’s for sure! Once, at my favorite online casino I got a royal flash playing online poker!! Wow! That was a turn on, for sure! After that my Martha (that’s my wife) got pregnant with the twins! So, now, I’m playing at the online casino to make some extra cash for my Brenda and Brandon’s college fund! And I can promise you one thing, playing online poker at the online casino is gonna help me do that!

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